draconisblog:
tumbledore-:
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
larryrickardfan:
g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s:
myeightcents:
biberoni:
heartoffire:
mylittleferret:
manndyy:
erasemeezy:
I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.
OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT
I need this on my blog again.
This is gold!
oh my god
caNNOT FUCKING BREATHE
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xybutt:
what the fuck is that
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do any of you even like my blog or am i just here entertaining myself
(x)
deucebowl:
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
niallhoranerin:
:))))
akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
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Enjoy, my lovies. xx~Natalie
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